An elderly woman is watching the news on TV. They’re reporting on a wrong-way driver that’s making cars swerve all over the road to avoid him. The woman quickly calls her husband to warn him not to go that way home from work. When he answers, she shouts, “Don’t take your usual way home today, dear. There’s a crazy wrong-way driver on that road.”
He shouts back, “Just one? Heck, there’s a whole bunch of them!”