A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. As he started to swing his axe, the tree shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack said, “And now you will dialogue!”
And finally…
Iron Man is technically a FEmale.
Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay you.
I bought a universal remote today.
I was disappointed to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars…
…and came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
You would think that a Snail without a shell would move that bit faster…
…but it’s actually more sluggish.